Ok, so journals need content, right?  So I’m going to yell about my dumb wonderful D&D characters, so that later when I put up stories of the ridiculous things we’ve done, y’all know who I’m talking about.

So currently I’m in a 5e game that one of my buddies got around for the purposes of introducing a couple players who are brand new to D&D to the game.  In this campaign, I play Mervyn, one half of a pair of twin criminal halflings.  Mervyn and his brother Jerry (who is a PC being played by another party member) have been scamming, conning, and robbing their way across the country, gaining and burning underworld contacts along the way.